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from Autumn Offerings by Laura Bailey

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This track is about a story that was submitted to me by a friend about how her and her husband got together. Check out the video for the full story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPvGa5zdTFA

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Hey there, thanks for picking up
Didn't know if you'd be home
But I'm feeling blue, and I thought of you
So I picked up the phone
Are you alone?
I got dumped
Let's just cut to the chase
I'm trying to hang on to my face
And at night
I've been staying awake in the wings at Chateau number 9
That's a wine
But don't worry my friend
For you I'll be perfectly fine
I stand by
Though the rumours abound
You're only as drunk as you sound
Oh
Why don't we get married?

Sorry I don't know what I'm saying
Tell me about your life
How is your wife?
Oh she's gone?
Well that's good news for me
But I'm sorry that must have been hard
Was she pretty?
Is she younger than me?
I'm so tired of this whole fucking scene
How to begin?
I'm so tired of dragging around this old bag of skin
Please excuse me
I digress
He was cheating on me for more than 3 years
Sacrifice
After sacrifice I made for him
I was trying to be nice
Oh
Why don't we get married?
I'm not joking
My sense of humour is quite different than it was

But seriously man
The moment I laid eyes on you in my body I knew
Oh fuck me
It's a problem when you have a boyfriend and live overseas
But that's done now
Is it late where you are?
Cuz here it's only 3
And if you gave me the go
I would jump in the ocean and swim to you so faithfully
And I'll be there by morning
So come with a towel and coffee
It's you that I've chosen
Cuz when my tits are frozen
I think that you'd actually be there for me
Oh
Why don't we get married?
How long have we been talking?
I don't have long distance

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from Autumn Offerings, released November 13, 2017
Written and performed by Laura Bailey.
Audio by Aaron Soch.

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Laura Bailey Guelph, Ontario

Laura Bailey is a Canadian singer-songwriter and vocal coach based in Germany. She has recorded and toured internationally with the acclaimed a cappella group Countermeasure. She has shared the stage with Peaches, Holly Cole, Nikki Yanofsky, and the Swingle Singers. She is also the writer and star of Clitoria: A Sex-Positive Superhero! ... more

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