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CLITORIA Theme Song
01:43
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Who's that hero with the long red hair?
Clitoria!
Who's the little lady with the get back stare?
Clitoria!
Totally shameless in every way
She eats boys like you for breakfast every day
Who's the curvy kitty cat who wants to play?
Clitoria!
(Cat solo)
Who's that?
Watch out!
Meow, meow!
Love her, hate her, date her
She don't care what you think
She's the crazy sexy mama Vixen of Kink
Will she wanna put it in the pink or the stink?
Clitoria!
Clitoria!
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2. |
You Never Pull My Hair
02:33
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Marianne:
You always pay the bill, my love
You know my favourite things
A Margherita pizza, love
And honey garlic wings
You hold me when I'm sad
When I need you, you're there
But between the sheets you never pull my hair
You proofread all my articles
And you help me to be great!
You're always standing up for me
When I'm wrong you set me straight
You see the best in me
And you push me cuz you care
But sometimes I just wish you'd pull my hair
Oh when you see me, love
In my dressing gown
Tell me what do you wanna do
Tear my clothing off
Put your hands on me
And use me 'til you're through
Paul:
I'm not used to such provocative language!
I cuddle you in the wintertime
We watch shows I like a lot
I don't mind pausing to discuss
When you're confused about the plot
Marianne:
Yes I know you really love me
This ain't no cheap affair
But I don't know why
I don't know why
I don't know why you never pull my hair
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3. |
Suck It Up
03:09
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Ever since I was a little girl
I dreamt of my ring
I pictured my wedding day
And the joy it would bring
A church with a steeple
A dress made with lace
I saw every detail
Except for his face
So if he loves me
Needs me
Even if he can't please me
I'm gonna suck it
Suck it
Suck it up
My mamma, she told me
Girl, you better get married
There's so many tax breaks
And being single is scary
No one to protect you
No one to provide
No one wants a cat lady
Past thirty-five
So if he loves me
Needs me
Even if he can't please me
I'm gonna suck it
Suck it
Suck it up
*Dialogue*
Love is patient
Love is kind
Maybe love doesn't pound you
In the behind
So if he loves me
Needs me
Even if he can't please me
I'm gonna suck it
Suck it
Suck it up
Yeah, my mamma told me if he loves me
Needs me
Even if he'll never even tease me...
I'm gonna suck it
Suck it
Suck it up
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Clitoria:
Touch me
You know what I wanna do
Baby let me prove to you
You'd like it to
Show me
The things you only think about
I want you to say 'em now
Right out loud
I've been waiting for permission to arrive
I was sent here on a mission to fly
I've got a hunger and I'm ready to howl at the sky
I'm just a Beast of the Night
I'm gonna ease your pain
I'm just a Beast of the Night
Driving you insane
I'm just a Beast of the Night
And I know that you need a beast in your life
Spank me
See the pleasure in the pain
Hit me like it's all the same
And do it again
Free me!
Everything you got I want it
God I want it
God I want it bad!
I've been waiting for permission to arrive
I was sent here to feel alive
My claws are sharp and my bark's just as bad as my bite
I'm just a Beast of the Night
Your sexual cocaine
I'm just a Beast of the Night
Driving you insane
I'm just a Beast of the Night
And I know what you need is a beast in your life
*Dialogue*
I've been waiting for permission to arrive
I was sent here with a ticket to ride
I've got a taste for the fun, the flesh, and the fight
I'm just a Beast of the Night…
*Dialogue*
Bruce:
You've got
Such a sweet little kitty
She's so fuzzy, soft, and cute, baby
And I thought you should know
I want
To pet your kitty all night, baby
Because she purrs like heaven
And she likes a Meaty Treat
*Dialogue*
Bruce & Clitoria:
You've got
Such a sweet little kitty
She's so fuzzy, soft, and cute, baby
And I thought you should know
I want
To pet your kitty all night, baby
Because she purrs like heaven
And she likes a Meaty Treat
You've got
Such a sweet little kitty
She's so fuzzy, soft, and cute, baby
And I thought you should know
I want
To pet your kitty all night, baby
Because she purrs like heaven
And she likes a Meaty Treat
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5. |
Sex Ed Classroom Q&A
03:37
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*Improvised dialogue*
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Some people like girls, some people like boys
Some people are quiet, some make a lot of noise
Some people are certain, and some are confused
Oh, you gotta try some shit out and see what works for you
If you don't know if you should
Just ask yourself, does it feel real good?
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
It's alright with me
Some people like leather, some people like lace (Lace!)
Some people might want you to dump on their face (Poo! Poo! Poo!)
Some people play doctor, some people play nurse
Some people play babies, you gotta give 'em a burp
Oh, you can't judge a book by it's cover
So don't judge your love by your lover
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
It's alright with me
Some people are boys, some people are girls
Some people don't fit those little old words
Some people like booty, some people like feet
Some like it out in the woods, some like it in the back seat
Oh, you don't need to be like me
Just figure out what you need to be free
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
Sing it with me!
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
It's alright with me
Oh yeah!
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There were clamps on both my nipples
A ball gag in my mouth
Two women gave me rimmy jobs
And I blew a guy on the couch
They put me in a blindfold
They tied me to a chair
And you still won't even pull my hair
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8. |
You Ruined My Life
02:51
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Marianne:
You ruined my life
You really fucked up everything I had going on
This is rock bottom
This is the worst
You ruined my life
I can't believe the shit that actually came out of my mouth
When I was hot and free
When I was her
She celebrates my demons
She tells the world they can
She tells me it's ok, no, important to live
Just the way I am
You ruined my life
All this being myself shit really fucked up my plans
Now I have nothing
Now I'm alone
Paul:
She ruined my life
What the hell am I supposed to do without her now?
I wish I could be her man
I wish I had known
Marianne & Paul:
I know our love's not perfect
I know I feel the sting
But she/he was the first to make me believe that
I could do anything
Now she's in my life
And she wants me/her to get fucked every which way that I/she wants
Nothing to justify
No feeling afraid
She ruined my life
She goes ahead and does the things I wish I could do
The things that I sacrificed
For the life I made
Marianne:
You ruined my life
You forced me to finally deal with my own shit
And I love you even though you ruined my life
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Paul:
Some people wear pants, some people wear skirts
Some people wear a suit and tie every day to work
But some people like lingerie and some people like high heel shoes
Some of them are ladies, and some of us are dudes!
I don't mean to sound surreal
But I can't help the way that I feel
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Marianne:
Anything you are (Anything you are)
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
It's alright with me
*Voice over*
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
Anything you want (Anything you want)
Anything you are (Anything you are)
It's alright with me
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Laura Bailey Guelph, Ontario
Laura Bailey is a Canadian singer-songwriter and vocal coach based in Germany. She has recorded and toured internationally with the acclaimed a cappella group Countermeasure. She has shared the stage with Peaches, Holly Cole, Nikki Yanofsky, and the Swingle Singers. She is also the writer and star of Clitoria: A Sex-Positive Superhero! ... more
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